The No1 Ladies’ Detective Agency – a review

Well not really a review. I started sorting through my paperwork while watching Celebrity Wife Swap with Sinitta and Bruce-something-or-other from Corrie, and then I was gonna go on sorting while watching The No1… but got too sucked into it so had to stop sorting and just keep watching. More »

I haz a Twitter!

Anyone else? I need people to follow! Me here.

Protected: LMFAO the poor guy!

Paris report March 08

This will be pretty short. Feel free to ignore (of course). More »

Protected: At a loss

FYI everyone

I’m off to Paris as I write this (god I hate airports, esp. Heathrow). Meant to do a proper update last night but was late as usual. CUNT!! (aka see you next Tuesday)

I have moved in!

And of course there has to be a video entry. It’s quick’n’dirty cuz I need to be off to bed soon. Now while Windows Movie Maker saves (and then while Youtube uploads) I can jabber on for a bit. Not really updated about the weekend yet etc. More »

I have created a thing of beauty!!!

See back then I was scared it wouldn’t work…. but guess what!?
It turned out friggin’ awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! More »

Proof that God exists!!!

There’s hundreds of proofs of God’s existence but here is the ultimate one: DILL!!! And it goes thus:

Dill is an incredibly yummy herb. It tastes specifically amazing on lightly toasted white bread with smoked salmon. Now this cannot possibly be a coincidence – someone must have engineered that herb to taste this amazing under these circumstances.

I think I need to say no more (tho I will gladly expose in a separate entry how smoked salmon too proves that God exists because it cannot possibly be a coincidence that hanging something over smoldering plant materials for several days will make it taste this amazing…).

Blablabla (oh yeah… flat! again)

Yeah I’ve not told you about my Ikea adventures yet have I. Would make a nice title for a book. IKEA ADVENTURES: The Curse of Self-Assembly. Or something like that anyway. Meh, just thinking about writing an entry makes me tired. And I still need to go shopping, and I was meant to go to the new flat again too but I don’t think I’ll bother. Work at 7am again tomorrow… More »