Protected: At a loss

FYI everyone

I’m off to Paris as I write this (god I hate airports, esp. Heathrow). Meant to do a proper update last night but was late as usual. CUNT!! (aka see you next Tuesday)

I have moved in!

And of course there has to be a video entry. It’s quick’n’dirty cuz I need to be off to bed soon. Now while Windows Movie Maker saves (and then while Youtube uploads) I can jabber on for a bit. Not really updated about the weekend yet etc. More »

I have created a thing of beauty!!!

See back then I was scared it wouldn’t work…. but guess what!?
It turned out friggin’ awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! More »

Proof that God exists!!!

There’s hundreds of proofs of God’s existence but here is the ultimate one: DILL!!! And it goes thus:

Dill is an incredibly yummy herb. It tastes specifically amazing on lightly toasted white bread with smoked salmon. Now this cannot possibly be a coincidence – someone must have engineered that herb to taste this amazing under these circumstances.

I think I need to say no more (tho I will gladly expose in a separate entry how smoked salmon too proves that God exists because it cannot possibly be a coincidence that hanging something over smoldering plant materials for several days will make it taste this amazing…).

Blablabla (oh yeah… flat! again)

Yeah I’ve not told you about my Ikea adventures yet have I. Would make a nice title for a book. IKEA ADVENTURES: The Curse of Self-Assembly. Or something like that anyway. Meh, just thinking about writing an entry makes me tired. And I still need to go shopping, and I was meant to go to the new flat again too but I don’t think I’ll bother. Work at 7am again tomorrow… More »

Protected: Ok this was totally worth it!

I’m moving!!!

Man with van booked for March 11th.
BT line move arranged for same day.
OMGGGGGGGGGG!!! :-n

PS Ikea tomorrow!!!! 😀

Protected: Like a rollercoaster…

I love!!

Monica
Katja
Vega
Alisdair
Janet =P~ 😡
Probably some other people too.

I am on a high right now after being on a complete low cuz MY WASHING MACHINE SUCKS AND MOST OF THE REST OF THE NEW FLAT TOO and some day soon I’m going to kill someone but not quite yet cuz Janet 😡 =P~ managed to cheer me up. (not her new album tho I’m afraid. old skool Janet all the way!)