Proof that God exists!!!

Posted on March 7th, 2008 @ 00:14 in Uncategorized

There’s hundreds of proofs of God’s existence but here is the ultimate one: DILL!!! And it goes thus:

Dill is an incredibly yummy herb. It tastes specifically amazing on lightly toasted white bread with smoked salmon. Now this cannot possibly be a coincidence – someone must have engineered that herb to taste this amazing under these circumstances.

>>>>> Therefore, God exists.                

I think I need to say no more (tho I will gladly expose in a separate entry how smoked salmon too proves that God exists because it cannot possibly be a coincidence that hanging something over smoldering plant materials for several days will make it taste this amazing…).

6 Comments

 
Vega Cecilia said on Mar 7, 2008 at 2:01 am

wtf? nothing special about dill. therefore, God does not exist.


 
 
Katja said on Mar 7, 2008 at 10:16 am

Dill is God. Now I want to celebrate Holy Communion. =P~


 
 
Clarissa said on Mar 7, 2008 at 10:30 am

😮 Calling Dill (His Creation!!) “nothing special” is an Abomination in the eyes of the Lord!! [-X

:)) @ Katja. That’s the spirit.


 
 
Vega Cecilia said on Mar 7, 2008 at 12:32 pm

FREAKS! You will regret this when you watch yourself on the Jeremy Kyle show.


 
 
d said on Mar 8, 2008 at 10:32 pm

I’m with Vega on this one.
Dill is totally boring.
:evil


 
 
Clarissa said on Mar 8, 2008 at 11:27 pm

=; You suck!


 

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