For all your cuddling needs
Animals exist solely to be cuddled. Thus, only cuddlable animals are worthy animals. Examples of cuddlable animals are:
- cat
- dog
- guinea pig (generally rodents that are not too small to be squished by cuddling)
- horse
- sheep
Non-cuddlable animals may have a limited right to existence as a necessary part of the food chain for cuddlable animals. Example: fly > spider (ugh) > bird > cat. (I’m aware this food chain may be highly simplified or not entirely accurate)
A fluffpupp (pictured here) is a prime example of a cuddlable animal. Perfect size, high degree of fluffiness and appropriate willingness to be cuddled. Fluffpupps are available at Mon’s house. Well, one of them. 😀