For all your cuddling needs

Posted on May 4th, 2009 @ 15:46 in Uncategorized

Animals exist solely to be cuddled. Thus, only cuddlable animals are worthy animals. Examples of cuddlable animals are:

  • cat
  • dog
  • guinea pig (generally rodents that are not too small to be squished by cuddling)
  • horse
  • sheep

Non-cuddlable animals may have a limited right to existence as a necessary part of the food chain for cuddlable animals. Example: fly > spider (ugh) > bird > cat. (I’m aware this food chain may be highly simplified or not entirely accurate)

A fluffpupp (pictured here) is a prime example of a cuddlable animal. Perfect size, high degree of fluffiness and appropriate willingness to be cuddled. Fluffpupps are available at Mon’s house. Well, one of them. 😀


The BML said on May 4, 2009 at 4:49 pm

Awwwww bubby.

PS. 😐 Have you ever TRIED cuddling a sheep??

Clarissa said on May 4, 2009 at 7:22 pm

:)) I’ve certainly tried! Usually they run away tho. 😐
I think there is a picture tho of a mini-Me holding a lamb from when we went to visit the farm of a friend of my mum.

Katja said on May 4, 2009 at 9:56 pm

Poor little lamb(bunny). You forgot cute little bunny-wunnies. They are the fluffiest of all. And the cutest. Therefore, everything cute and/or fluffy has to be called “bunny”. As in Shaunbunny, Keirabunny, Busterbunny (no relation to Buster Bunny). And now I need to go to bedbunny (no, not to Prague, and no digging involved either cause I’m no necrophile for I don’t like maggots, they’re not very fluffy. Nor cute.) [I bet nobody understood that bedbunny-joke.]

Clarissa said on May 4, 2009 at 10:55 pm

That comment makes you sound slightly insane. And does the Prague-joke have something to do with Smetana?

Bunnies are not very cuddly due to their hard backs.

Katja said on May 5, 2009 at 6:17 am

I am slightly insane. And yes, Bedrich. 😡

And bunnies are very fluffy and cuddly, especially in a plotsch position.


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