Love the Internet!

Oh hai! This could become “BEHA” (blog every hour April). Of course it won’t. Just another fun (to me) chat transcript from Omegle:

Connecting to server…
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hello, how would you rate your Omegle experience so far?
Stranger: This is Mike from Omegle customer support, we have had recent complaints of abuse of this website by your IP address. Your address is currently logged and we will be reporting you to the appropriate authorities.

We have reason to believe you are grooming minors in an attempt to solicit indecent pictures and/or video of them. The FBI have been alerted and should contact you within 24 hours. If you fail to receive this call then a warrant for your arrest will be immediately posted nationwide. Thank you.
If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it.
You: LMFAO
Stranger: Gna Gna
You: we did well both trying to pretend to be from omegle uh?
Stranger: guess so
Stranger: mines better tho
You: yeah but yours also comes with: If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it.
You: so I take it you’re busted, I am not 😀
Stranger: lol o
Stranger: well you told on yourself
You: yeah but I’m not ACTUALLY trying to freak people out
You: do they fall for it? what do they do? disconnect?
Stranger: yep
You: isn’t that boring? you never get to talk to anyone
You: are you from /b/?
Stranger: most dont have much to say anyway
Stranger: from b?
You: lol nm
Stranger: you lost me 😛

[yeah bed now byeeeee]