Welcome to BEDA @ Clarissa Blag

BEDA is short for “Blog Every Day April” as inspired by Maureen Johnson (she’s a writer and fun and I follow her on Twitter). I know I know, what was I thinking, I’ll never manage to keep this up. Well, I’ll try anyway, though I expect some of my entries will be very short (longer than a “tweet” tho hopefully), and I may also write some ahead of time with scheduled publishing (like this one, heh). But since I have WordPress on my iPhone I should even manage to blog when I’m on holiday with my mum over Easter.

Ok since I don’t have much to say I can post a convo I just had on Omegle (where you’re paired with a random stranger to chat with):

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Welcome to Omegle, how would your rate your experience so far?
Stranger: 2
You: out of?
Stranger: 10
You: We are sorry you are not enjoying the service
Stranger: You better be sorry
You: How many different partners have you spoken with, would you say?
Stranger: 50
You: What is your biggest complaint?
You: (wow that’s a lot)
Stranger: i got called a jew
You: Oh. Are you?
Stranger: no
You: Would you consider being called a jew an insult?
Stranger: no
You: Then why is it so bad?
Stranger: haha idk,
Stranger: i got rick rolled.
You: Rickrolling involves posting a link to the video. Just quoting the lyrics is cheating
Stranger: it was a picture of rick astley.
You: LMAO
Stranger: why are you laughing at me
You: I mean, oh, that is interesting, I will make a note of your feedback
You: cuz it’s funny?
You: are you easily irritated?
Stranger: it was the ..
Stranger: best convo thing ever!
Stranger: haha
You: have you really spoken to 50 people so far? you must be very bored
You: is it mostly guys? it’s ALWAYS guys
Stranger: no
You: ah
Stranger: i talked to ONE girl.
[…]
You: see when I play photoswap and someone asks me to prove I’m female I show them a pic of my tampons
Stranger: used tampons?
You: can’t do that on here I’m afraid so I can’t really prove I’m female. it’s some kind of Turing test lol
You: no, tho I threaten to show used ones next if they don’t shut up
You: that usually icks them out and they leave 😀
Stranger: that’s gross, hahaha
You: I know lol
You: serves them right for going “show me your tits”, the cunts
Stranger: hahahaha
Stranger: guys always do that
You: I know!!!!!
Stranger: so i just talk about being on my period, and they all go away

Great minds think alike. And guys are twats, even tho they don’t have twats. Go figure… (lmao I bet you can’t wait to get more of this for the next 30 days)

BEDTIME!