Recycling the Rita way

Just ran into Rita (downstairs neighbour) in the stairwell and asked her what she did about the fridge she got rid of the other week (I helped her move it out and we just dumped it on the curb) and she went “well I was a bit naughty, I rang up the Council the next day and said “someone’s just dumped a fridge in our street!” and they were ever so quick to collect it!” =)) She suggested I do the same with my bed and said I could always blame it on downstairs, since we have 2 empty flats in the house at the moment. :)) And I probably will. :wh