“Strange survey”

Well that’s what the BML and Mel called it. Don’t think it’s strange apart from the first question. :))

Have you ever licked the back of a CD to try to get it to work?::
No, doubt that would have any effect. I have however now licked a DVD just because everyone else was like “ew!” and I didn’t get what’s ew about it, and I can confirm that they are flavourless and not ew at all. :))

What’s the largest age difference between yourself and someone you’ve dated?::
I’ve never dated anyone, but the biggest age difference with a crush was 221 years. :)) (Mozart). Tho one might argue that Mephisto is even older but he’s a fictional character so doesn’t really count.

Ever been in a car wreck?::
Nope. Was in the car when my nan ran a guy over, but that wasn’t a wreck. Well the guy was but the car wasn’t. =)) (he didn’t die, don’t worry. Just a broken leg. And there was a trial and he lost)

Were you popular in high school?::
Not necessarily popular, but I was well known as an eccentric and I think secretly most people thought I was pretty cool. :))

Have you ever been on a blind date?::
No.

Are looks important?::
Yes.

Do you have any friends that you’ve known for ten years or more??::
Yes. Oldest friend = Val, known her for 26 years. Beat that!

Does the number of people a person’s slept with affect your view of them?::
No, unless they brag about it. But then really it would be the bragging that would affect my view of them.

Are you a good tipper?::
It really depends. I tip well when I know how to, but there are some people (pizza delivery guys?) where I am never sure if I should so sometimes I don’t tip them at all. I also hate tipping in Germany cuz it’s so awkward (in France you just leave the tip behind, whereas in Germany you’d say “make that -price + tip” and it sounds so condescending. However in the UK I also say “make that…” and find it less awkward. I dunno, it’s complicated.). However I can also be a really vicious tipper – if someone treats me like shit I’ll leave 2p or sth to show “I didn’t forget to tip, I just think you’re an arsehole.” :))

What’s the most you have spent for a haircut?::
I don’t remember, honestly. Not a lot. The most I’ve spent on anything at a hairdresser were my braids / extensions and that was around £200.

Have you ever had a crush on a teacher?::
I think everyone has at one point. [copied from the BML cuz I agree]

Have you ever peed in public?::
I’ve peed outside, but, er, not really in public you know? Like, in the woods or sth, and discreetly.

What song do you want played at your funeral?::
I don’t think I care since I won’t be there. 😀 Tho I did like Mel’s choice of Don’t Stop Me Now by Queen.
Actually Purcell’s March for the Funeral of Queen Mary [youtube] would be pretty awesome. But then there’d actually have to be a funeral procession and stuff, which I guess is not very realistic seeing as I’m not, you know, a queen.
Maybe I should put that into my will tho. I demand that there be a procession!! =))

What would your last meal be before getting executed?::
Dominos. [leaving this from BML too cuz can’t be bothered to think of anything else lol]

Beatles or Stones?::
Beatles Beatles Beatles!!!!!! Reading BML’s survey last night totally triggered a Beatles-obsession phase again so I listened to them for hours and marvelled at their genius. And Mel’s Don’t Stop Me Now answer has me listening to Queen now. :))

Beer, wine or hard liquor?::
I hate beer, but like both wine and spirits equally depending on the circumstances.

Do you have any phobias?::
Spiders and daddy longlegs. That’s pretty much it I think. Oh and crabs, but they’re really just like big water spiders aren’t they. Actually I’m not too keen on anything with more than four legs.

What are your plans for the future?::
I tend not to think about the future, the only exception being travels. I have plans to still see a number of places before I die. Hong Kong, Prague, St Petersburg, Moscow, San Francisco, Berlin…. also Rome and Salzburg again. And Paris and New York as many times as possible. 😀

Do you walk around the house naked?::
No, since you can see into my flat from the flats across the street.

Hair color you like on someone you’re dating?::
Don’t date, but tend to prefer dark types generally.

Do you have any special talents?::
No. Well I guess I can draw better than the average person out there, but many people can draw heaps better than me.

What do you do as soon as you walk in the house?::
Change into something more comfortable.

Are you missing anyone?::
Yes.

If you weren’t straight asexual, what person of the same sex would you do?::
Angelina of course (tho supermum Angelina is a bit offputting). Also Jennie Garth, and Sara Gilbert (Darlene on Roseanne you know), which is kinda funny cuz I follow her on Twitter now and sometimes feel like telling her but that might be creepy. :)) Oh and how could I forget the absolutely stunning Zhang Ziyi. =P~

Where do you want to live when you are old?::
Brighton, Paris, New York, one of those.

Who is the person you can count on the most?::
You know what, I’ll say my mum. Tho I know a lot of my friends are trustworthy and reliable too.

What did you dream last night?::
Er… I’ve forgotten now. Had something to do with horses tho and some of my friends from back then.

Are you named after anyone?::
Yeah, a friend of my mum’s. Well I’m not named after her, but that’s how my mum knew the name and liked it.

What is your favorite alcoholic drink?::
Vodka. 😀

Non alcoholic drink?::
I’m into juices these days actually. Pomegranate. =P~

Have you ever been in love?::
Probably.

Do you sing in the shower?::
No.

Have you ever been arrested?::
No.

Would you ever get plastic surgery?::
Have considered so yeah I don’t have a problem with it on principle, but there is nothing particularly useful right now. Used to want a boob job but now that I’m fat they’re bigger anyway. :)) And liposuction is pointless cuz I’d have to have it everywhere. =))