For all your cuddling needs
Posted on May 4th, 2009 @ 15:46 in Uncategorized
Animals exist solely to be cuddled. Thus, only cuddlable animals are worthy animals. Examples of cuddlable animals are:
- cat
- dog
- guinea pig (generally rodents that are not too small to be squished by cuddling)
- horse
- sheep
Non-cuddlable animals may have a limited right to existence as a necessary part of the food chain for cuddlable animals. Example: fly > spider (ugh) > bird > cat. (I’m aware this food chain may be highly simplified or not entirely accurate)
A fluffpupp (pictured here) is a prime example of a cuddlable animal. Perfect size, high degree of fluffiness and appropriate willingness to be cuddled. Fluffpupps are available at Mon’s house. Well, one of them. 😀
Awwwww bubby.
PS. 😐 Have you ever TRIED cuddling a sheep??
:)) I’ve certainly tried! Usually they run away tho. 😐
I think there is a picture tho of a mini-Me holding a lamb from when we went to visit the farm of a friend of my mum.
Poor little lamb(bunny). You forgot cute little bunny-wunnies. They are the fluffiest of all. And the cutest. Therefore, everything cute and/or fluffy has to be called “bunny”. As in Shaunbunny, Keirabunny, Busterbunny (no relation to Buster Bunny). And now I need to go to bedbunny (no, not to Prague, and no digging involved either cause I’m no necrophile for I don’t like maggots, they’re not very fluffy. Nor cute.) [I bet nobody understood that bedbunny-joke.]
That comment makes you sound slightly insane. And does the Prague-joke have something to do with Smetana?
Bunnies are not very cuddly due to their hard backs.
I am slightly insane. And yes, Bedrich. 😡
And bunnies are very fluffy and cuddly, especially in a plotsch position.