Friday July 30, 2004

What the FUCK is wrong with me?

Category: Me about me | 4 Comments | Posted 16:34

I can't believe the state I'm in.
I'd elaborate but I dunno what else to say.
Nor what to do about it.


If I were a month I would be October.
If I were a day of the week I would be Thursday.
If I were a time of day I would be 4:00 a.m.
If I were a planet I would be The Earth.
If I were a direction I would be up.
If I were a historical figure I would be Jesus Christ
If I were a liquid I would be water.
If I were a flower/plant I would be a grape vine.
If I were a kind of weather I would be a fog.
If I were a musical instrument I would be a drum.
If I were an animal I would be a cat.
If I were a colour I would be blue.
If I were a fruit I would be a fig.
If I were a sound I would be a giggle.
If I were an element I would be water.
If I were a song I would be strangers in the night.
If I were a book I would be The Prophet.
If I were a place I would be Traif.
If I were a word I would be 'guilty'.
If I were an object I would be a kitchen knife.
If I were a body part I would be the lips.
If I were a facial expression I would be smile.
If I were a cartoon character I would Lana from Conana the Boy In the Future, Japanese, 1979.

Posted by: Kid Kal at Fri July 30, 2004 19:45

Giggle, cuuuuute!!!!

So you close down your diary and then use my comments instead

Posted by: Clarissa at Fri July 30, 2004 20:22


Posted by: BML The at Fri July 30, 2004 21:24


Posted by: Clarissa at Fri July 30, 2004 21:41