Tuesday November 4, 2003

Interviewed by Lo

Category: Memes | 11 Comments | Posted 23:13

Guess what? :)) Ok, this will be the last interview for a while. Anyway, questions by Lo. They're quite tricky...

Rules again...
1. If you want to participate, leave a comment saying "interview me."
2. I will respond by asking you five questions - each person's will be different.
3. You will update your journal with the answers to the questions.
4. You will include this explanation and an offer to interview others in the same post.
5. When others comment asking to be interviewed, you will ask them five questions.

1.What would you never forgive if your friend did?
Hmmm... I've actually forgiven much... like, forgiven friends for things I should have given them a hard time for. I think what I hate most is when so-called friends tell really outrageous lies about you behind your back. The bastards from the Riding school did that - anything from "she smokes pot" to "she seduces our son's girlfriends" to "she went on hunger strike so we would take her back" and worst of all "she threatened to accuse me (guy) of rape if I didn't give her what she wanted" (!). I mean there was enough rubbish for me to sue them for libel, the sodding bastards. I still hate them for it. Hope they suffer.
So yeah I think that's the worst. Tell me to my fucking face if you have a problem with me. That said, I don't like being accused of crap to my face either. I also hate being used, tho I still let it happen sometimes, but I try to be more careful. :-s

2.You are going to sell yourself on ebay (BML doesn't mind cuz you both urgently need money lol). How would you advertise yourself, how much money would you ask?
LMFAO. Sell myself for life?? Or for a short period of time? Hmmm... :-?
I'd probably ask sth equivalent to a normal salary I could expect. How would I advertise myself... with my CV? You wanna see a copy of my CV? I'd probably mention my languages, my literacy, I'd tell them I'm entertaining (hehe) and educated, have a fairly extended general knowledge and manners (tho I can be rude too if they wish). Hm... and that I can be diplomatic (no honest!), and cunning too if it is required of me... and that I have "the most amazing finding abilities" (and I'd get squiZZ to write me a reference). And I'd make sure they know I won't do any lowly cleaning, nor any sexual requests. :))

3.When you are very angry, frustrated and etc, what do you do?
Maybe some crazy stuff like breaking things, shouting at people or making voodoo dollls and sticking needles into them with evil laughter or something else?

Hm, shout and swear, and sometimes throw things. LMAO @ voodoo dolls, no I wouldn't do that. I also sometimes listen to veeery loud (and angry) music, and ring my friends and rant & rave to them.

4.Imagine you are offered to make a show on TV. What kind of show it would be? Give your ideas (or make a sample video :P)
Hmmm... sth like a chat show maybe. V Graham Norton! :D I'd love to do proper comedy too but I'm not funny. (yes yes Graham Norton is funny too, but well, whatever). Yeah or sth a bit weird and absurd? Or just generally interviewing people (as in, celebs), tho that's intimidating cuz you need to know stuff about them to be able to interview them. I wouldn't mind investigative journalism either. Documentaries and stuff maybe. Controversial stuff. Hell, how about a political show! :P

5. If you had an opportunity to create yourself...
- How would you look like? (Think of a celebrity you'd like to resemble)
- What personal qualities and skills would you have?
- What would you do, where would you live? (maybe you'd like to replace Bill Gates or maybe you think that you could be a better president than George Bush...)

Woah. How cool would that be. Ok, one by one... I'd obviously look like Angelina, for she is most divine. Or maybe Aaliyah, cuz she was gorgeous too, and she's dead, so people wouldn't mistake me for her. :))
Hm skills... lots of artistic talents. I'd play various instruments, sing, draw, write amazingly well, and be a great photographer. I'd also speak loads of languages and be great at maths so I could understand all them complicated computer languages. I'd obviously be less lazy (in fact not lazy at all), and a dedicated militant to all sorts of issues.
So yeah, I'd obviously be an artist. I dunno if I'd focus on writing or drawing/painting... maybe both. And I'd travel around the world trying to make it a better place. :P Dunno where I'd live... maybe in Brighton, Paris and NYC? Yeah, sounds about right. And I'd have lots of pets. :D


Very cute answers

>>I have "the most amazing finding abilities"
Uh really? What have you found so far?

Posted by: Lo at November 4, 2003 11:50 PM

Er can't remember, ask squiZZ.
Information (not actual things in the street if that's what you mean )

Posted by: Clarissa at November 4, 2003 11:58 PM

Ah yes, information , true

Posted by: Lo at November 5, 2003 12:11 AM

she is the best "official finder" one could ever hope for!! and luckily for me she's all mine!!! (finding wise)

Posted by: squiZZle at November 5, 2003 12:46 AM

Posted by: Clarissa at November 5, 2003 12:50 AM

"she threatened to accuse me (guy) of rape if I didn't give her what she wanted"

Posted by: Val at November 5, 2003 03:05 AM

Ah I never told you? Caro told me that a while back.

Posted by: Clarissa at November 5, 2003 12:14 PM

Ooh great questions!

Posted by: Jar Jar at November 5, 2003 03:59 PM

They are!
Cute Jar

Posted by: Clarissa at November 5, 2003 07:24 PM

Uhm i wanna be interviewed again
just a hint ;)

Posted by: Dudie at November 7, 2003 11:30 PM

Interview me, bitch!


Posted by: Prue at November 11, 2003 05:10 AM