Wednesday August 20, 2003

The Citz Be Cute

Category: Randomness | 13 Comments | Posted 15:59

Cute Mummy Prueball has written a wonderful and touching song for me, to the tune of Will You Be There. Here goes:

Citzyyyyyyyyyyyyy
is mah little baybayyyyy
so I will then say to herrrr
she is my kiiiiiiiiiiiiid
She's lubblyyyyy
and awfully cutesyyyyyyyyyy
and rather cudllyyyyyy
My baby Ciiiiiii -- iiiiii --- iiitzzzzzzzz
*choir chimes in*
HMMMMMMMMM MMMM MM MMM MMMMMMM

When cranky
her BML holds herrrrr
when wrong BML scolds herrrr
when lost Mummy findddssss herrrrr
But they told her!
A Citz should be nor-MAL!
And have her hair NORMAL COLOURED!
And pray to the end
but she is too WUBBLLYYYYY
HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!

Everyone's taking my baby from me
seems like the world wants her cuteness (be!)
I'm so proud of my widdle baybee!
She is there for me
and (screams) CUTE ENUFF TO WUB MEEEE!

Citzy
CITTZZYYYY
she is so wubbly (WUBBLY!)
she is so cutesy (YEAHHH!)
she is my babe (I'M ONLY PRUSIEEEEE)

*choir and Prue screams "Citz is wubbly" adlibs for a few more minutes*
Ahem

*tears fill eyes*
In my latest online hour
In my deepest ezboard despair
Will she be cute?
Will she still care?
In my diary
and my confibulations
(is that a word?)
through my doubts
and smiley frustrations
through my ugliness
and my deformities
through my fears about how many people online hate me
and my confessions of how I got drunk at that party and ended up with some strange boy's head in my pants.
In My Violence
In My Bad Hair days

[... oh shit I've forgotten the rest of the words.
what comes next?
Citz: er... where are we...
Citz: turbulence
in my violence.. and my turbulence....
Citz: er
then what?
*Citz digs out lyrics*]

In My Anguish And My Pain
Through My Joy And My Sorrow
In the Promise Of getting a hug from my widdle Citzicle Tomorrow
I'll never let my Baby-Citz-cute-holder-squisher-wumman part
For she'll always... *tears* *angel comes and huggles*.. be the cuterest Citzicle in my heart.

Isn't that quite wonderful? :)) I wanted her to sing it but she wouldn't.
She said I have to end by saying that I am indeed cute and she is right. So there, I've said it. Doesn't mean I believe it. :|

  Comments

Posted by: Prue at August 20, 2003 04:04 PM

Posted by: Clarissa at August 20, 2003 04:05 PM

LMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAO!!!

Not sure I like the part about BML scolding her tho...

And Prue, she's mine. Sod off.

Posted by: The BML at August 20, 2003 04:13 PM

Posted by: Clarissa at August 20, 2003 04:15 PM

@ the song

@ 3 entries per day

Posted by: Lo at August 20, 2003 04:15 PM

Wait I just saw this...

"So there, I've said it. Doesn't mean I believe it. "

PROO SAYS! SO IS TROO!

And bloody hell, BML, I bloody know who's is bloody who around here. Sheeeeeeesh!

Posted by: Prue at August 20, 2003 04:21 PM

:-P

Posted by: Prue at August 20, 2003 04:22 PM

Indeed @ Lo! Update!

@ Prue. No no.

Posted by: Clarissa at August 20, 2003 05:08 PM

Prue, I thought you were no longer using 'Proo'?! Eh? EH?!

*wonders why bothers*

Posted by: The BML at August 20, 2003 05:20 PM

Citz Me not replying to any of my emails

*wonders, once again, why bothers*

...

Ah yes, coz I wuvver. Good point...

Posted by: The BML at August 20, 2003 05:22 PM

you so cute! I am replying to your mails, but you aren't getting 'em!

Posted by: Clarissa at August 20, 2003 05:47 PM

Aw... eh wonderful! hehe *standing ovation*

Posted by: RS78 at August 20, 2003 05:56 PM

Posted by: The BML at August 20, 2003 06:08 PM