Proof that God exists!!!

There’s hundreds of proofs of God’s existence but here is the ultimate one: DILL!!! And it goes thus:

Dill is an incredibly yummy herb. It tastes specifically amazing on lightly toasted white bread with smoked salmon. Now this cannot possibly be a coincidence – someone must have engineered that herb to taste this amazing under these circumstances.

I think I need to say no more (tho I will gladly expose in a separate entry how smoked salmon too proves that God exists because it cannot possibly be a coincidence that hanging something over smoldering plant materials for several days will make it taste this amazing…).