If I Were....

Stolen from Vega.

If I were a month I would be April.
If I were a day of the week I would be Saturday.
If I were a time of day I would be 0:00.
If I were a planet I would be Jupiter.
If I were a direction I would be left.
If I were a historical figure I would be *dunno - any ideas?*
If I were a liquid I would be Cherry Coke.
If I were a flower/plant I would be a weed.
If I were a kind of weather I would be a thunderstorm.
If I were a musical instrument I would be a harpsichord.
If I were an animal I would be a sloth (of course).
If I were a colour I would be bright orange.
If I were a fruit I would be a kiwi.
If I were a sound I would be a screech.
If I were an element I would be fire.
If I were a song I would be The Fool on the Hill.
If I were a book I would be The Well of Lost Plots.
If I were a place I would be Brighton (esp. North Laine) - (lol ja me too)
If I were a word I would be 'notwithstanding'.
If I were an object I would be a colourful sarong.
If I were a body part I would be the arse.
If I were a facial expression I would be sticking my tongue out (ja hehe).
If I were a cartoon character I would be Xadhoom (hehe).