Thursday July 29, 2004

Fucking hilarious!

Category: Randomness | 9 Comments | Posted 19:42

Over Three Hundred Proofs of God's Existence

This is probably only funny for atheists, esp. those who've spent some time arguing with theists or read related boards/newsgroups etc. But it's so so so so funny!!!!! =))

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LOL. I didn't bothered reading the whole thing. (you're right, this is probably only funny for atheists) so I went down the list and found this:

""
ARGUMENT FROM MULTIPLICITY (III) (recursive internet edition)
(1) There exists a web page (http://www.godlessgeeks.com/LINKS/GodProof.htm)
(2) That page has hundreds of purported proofs of the existence of God.
(3) They can't all be wrong.
(4) Therefore, God exists.

Ergo
666. ARGUMENT FROM ASSUMPTION
(1) God exists.
(2) Therefore, God exists.""


LOL.

Posted by: tris at Thu July 29, 2004 20:29

Does it include the face of Jesus (well.. an outline of it) appearing in a tomato when it was chopped???

Posted by: Mel at Thu July 29, 2004 20:32

LOL @ Tris I ain't read all of them either yet. Am still working on it.

Ergo @ Mel - dunno. not so far.

Posted by: Clarissa at Thu July 29, 2004 20:36

*grew up in catholic school with nuns*

Posted by: Matty at Thu July 29, 2004 20:54

Poor boy

Posted by: Clarissa at Thu July 29, 2004 21:08

lmao! i enjoyed that page

Posted by: vega at Thu July 29, 2004 21:26

Matty.... Me too! We even had a convent and chapel on our school grounds!! Horrible!!

Posted by: Mel at Thu July 29, 2004 21:32

CUDDLY ARGUMENT (MDLXVI)

(1) I can conceive of a soft and fluffy God.
(2) Bugs Bunny is soft and fluffy.
(3) Therefore, Bugs Bunny is God.

Posted by: Katja at Fri July 30, 2004 8:41

you had better study

Posted by: Clarissa at Fri July 30, 2004 10:17