Another questionnaire...

Category: Memes | 6 Comments | Posted 19:22

stolen from wonderful Skyler (again, for a change...)

1 - Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, find line 4. Write down what it says: (hm, same idea as what squiZZ did last night, but different page/line. Interesting how those memes go around.) The influence of Dryden and the triad of metaphrase, paraphrase, imitation.

2 - Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you touch first? What direction? Front: desk lamp, left: window.

3 - What is the last thing you watched on TV? Black Books.

4 - WITHOUT LOOKING, guess what the time is: 19:00.

5 - Now look at the clock, what is the actual time? 19:14.

6 - With the exception of the computer, what can you hear? As The World Falls Down - David Bowie.

7 - When did you last step outside? What were you doing? Earlier today, going to/coming from work.

8 - Before you came to this website, what did you look at? Er... Skyler's other site , and generally "my" people's diaries.

9 - What are you wearing? Placebo Tshirt, Sussex uni hoodie, pyjama trousers.

10 - Did you dream last night? Ja, it was a nightmare.

11 - When did you last laugh? At something or other one of my customers said. Or maybe when I was showing Mr Burns to BML Me earlier.

12 - What is on the walls of the room you are in? Posters & calendars. Brian , MJ , Angelina , Eminem, NYC , Paris .

13 - Seen anything weird lately? Nothing I can think of.

14(a) - What book are you currently reading? Check the Right Now section. Actually on my way home I was reading this.

14(b) - What is the last book you finished? Er, The Case of The General's Thumb.

15 - What is the last film you saw? In its entirety? Does Elephant count even tho I was only watching half the time?

16 - If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy first? A plane ticket to Glasgow.

17 - Tell me something about you that I don't know: I'm very unsure right now if I've done / I'm doing the right thing.

18 - If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do? Er... get rid of a lot of people.

19 - Do you like to dance? Ja, sometimes.

20 - George Bush: is he a power-crazy nutcase or someone who is finally doing something that's needed to be done for years? Nutcase of course.

21(a) - Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her? I hate kids.

21(b) - Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him? Still hate kids.

22 - Would you ever consider living abroad? Well... I live abroad (as in, not in my native country). So I guess the answer to that is yes? As to whether I'd ever live anywhere other than the UK, the answer to that is yes too I guess. At the moment.