Call me when you try to wake her up

So I should be ringing Kimberly & Clark... they may have a job for me. What a shame I have phone phobia. Why can't everything just work online? I would happily chat to them on Yahoo!?

[...] Ha the irony... so I have a phone interview with them tomorrow at 10am. Ah well, what the heck. I should also have gone into Reed today to do that audio typing test - well originally I should have gone in on Friday... so now it's tomorrow... and then there's the Job Centre as well....

I have been remarkably unproductive again lately, after an initial surge of "starting my new life" energy. But what to do? I wanna be paid for reading books. Not writing reviews or proof-reading or anything. Just reading. I just luuuurve The Well of Lost Plots which I am reading now, it's fucking genius! It's like living life inside literature - I feel soooo at home there!

Heh maybe I really should do an MA in English Literature... but it would be so pointless, what would I use it for? I can't hide forever in the academic world just because it seems so much safer and more familiar than Scary Jobworld. Why are there so many other people out there? They should all be shot. Just me and my dream world. What's so wrong about the Matrix I ask?

"It's all been designed and tested for IE6 because thats what I use and so if it looks weird for you with your retarded Opera of Mozilla or whatever else you use then tough shit." All hail the great squiZZ. Sod usability issues! Oh and check His new layout!