Up and down and inconsistency

So I basically hated my new layout before I'd even started using it (am working on new one, but too lazy to finish it probably). I wanna watch television but I can't find my remote and I can't be bothered to look for it. Seriously tho, where the fuck is it? I want a remote that beeps when you whistle for it. Meh, then again I don't really wanna watch television anyway, I'd rather listen to WYBT. Inconsistency.

So MJ will be coming to the UK. On the 20th or after. Fair enough. Will I go? Maybe. Will I waste my precious money on the remote chance of a glimpse of the King of Pop? Quite possibly. Again, here, inconsistency. I change my mind every 2hrs. It really depends. Meh.

Yeah and then that damn flat. I mean FUCK letting agencies. So we had that wonderful flat. Because we will both be unemployed when we move in, we needed guarantors. Fine. So I filled in the fucking form. I called Jim the cute but fucking incompetent letting agent, told him there was no way he was gonna get references for my mum as we here in Lux didn't do references - he went like "that's a professional referencing agency, they will manage" and whatnot - but he never told me that she needed to be a fucking UK resident!!

So yeah. She's not - surprise! - so she can't be my guarantor. SO I freaked for a while. Then suddenly remembered he'd said we could pay 3 months rent in advance instead... so rang and asked, and was told that yes, that was an alternative, tho it was 6 months, not 3. I mean WTF you stupid bastards, what about bringing that up while I was moaning about how I would never find a guarantor in the UK? You'd obviously seen how much my mum earns, so not like you'd have to worry that we couldn't afford 6 months rent... you never said a fucking word!

Anyway. So he says he'll ask the landlord if that's ok. It better be cuz I'm ready to put up a fight. I got absolutely no support, and at the end of the day we're paying these people. I mean for crying out loud!! UGH. It pisses me off, honest. OK so we ask stupid questions, but hell, you're asking money for this service and so far it's been fucking shite. EVEN if Jim is cute!!

*breathes in, breathes out* WYBT does wonders. I am calm. Yeah that's it really. The future looks bright! And tomorrow I will finish my new layout!