WOO YAY HOOPLA!!!!
I can't believe I am turning into an X-factor whore! 
How pathetic. 
I want Leona to win. I have to admit Ben is good, but he annoys me. Is it gonna be a final between those two? And OMG @ how they've fattened up Anthony! He actually looks human now! 
(incidentally, is Mel the only other person who actually watches this?)
Right, on to sth else: WTF is that Michael Jackson guy thinking? How dare he make an appearance (yet again) when I have exams!! 
So he's in London on the 15th (as eeeeveryone knows by now), and IIII have exams on the 14th and the 16th.
Theoretically I could go. It's just not very wise. But then I have not been known for being wise have I. But I'm not even sure if I wanna go. I do know I'll regret not going... oh it's complicated innit, when you live in The Negative Zone. *lol*
Um yeah. OH! I want a bean bag. More specifically, this bean bag! How fucking cool does that look!? I've worked it all out... my medium suitcase can fit under my bed, so the bean bag (when not in use) can go behind the PC. All sorted. Except it costs £94 with postage.. and, well, I might get bored of it after 2 weeks? But it's fun! And I need somewhere to lounge about / read books / snuggle up. Right? 
My slore hates ABBA. She sucks. ABBA are amazing! See, they did ABBA songs on the X-Factor tonight, and oooh it took me back... *nostalgia attack* They were my first favourite artist ever, even before MJ (and Modern Talking *cough*). I was 6 and we were on holiday in Austria when my parents got me their singles collection for Xmas (they had it on vinyl but this was of no use to me). I made them listen to it for pretty much the whole 10hr trip home (I don't remember them ever listening to ABBA again after that *snigger*).
And I criiieed. Loads!!! I had a habit of crying on our way home from any trips we went on. Cuz the magic of the trip was over and we/I had to go back to our dreary routines I guess? Retrospectively you could say I've always had a proclivity to running away 
, but back then my parents found it sorta disconcerting I think. I stopped doing it as I got older (then started again 20yrs on lol).
I do not I surmise I have anything else of relevance to impart with my readers at this point, nor do I have any inclination to formulate a poignant ending to this entry.
So I'll fuck off!
[I win!!]
Hmmm, maybe I should try to download X-Factor. I like Simon. Though I think I watched the first season, and it was so much worse than American Idol that I didn't want to watch it anymore. American Idol is soooo cool. I'll watch it again from January on.
You are so sad. You're not intelligent nor witty, you're just pathetic. Abba write neither memorable nor innovative music and they were neither admirable nor important in the music they created.
I do not suck, nor should I be vilified for my hatred of Abba.
Ben should not be in X Factor, nor on TV in general. He belongs in Brookside. Being beat up.
You neither amuse nor interest me. Kindly fuck off and die.
Posted by: BML on Sun November 5, 2006 at 0:09 tbh I wouldn't bother downloading it (and I never watch it without doing sth else at the same time). I do love how the judges jump at each other's throats (tho it's all kinda fake), but well ja... the contestants aren't that interesting.
Slore, I do not approve of your abusing me on my own blog, nor will I put up with any more such behaviour from you. Your suckitude is not under any doubt, nor is the fact that I know where you live! (and so does Ben, but neither the Brookside, nor the X-factor one)
Posted by: Clarissa on Sun November 5, 2006 at 0:25Yeeeeah, shall she rot in hell.
I'm downloading two shows, then decide whether I want to know more.
Posted by: stagiaire on Sun November 5, 2006 at 0:28Oh, BTW I mailed ya a few hundred minutes ago! Answer meeeeee!!
Posted by: stagiaire on Sun November 5, 2006 at 0:29Hang on, WHO is rotting in hell here?!
It is neither me, nor I. I resent this.
It better be the whapper that's rotting, or there'll be some punchin' and some kickin'.
I'm neither happy nor pleased with this propsed discourse of action.
Posted by: BML on Sun November 5, 2006 at 0:32Proposed. Dammit. That was neither spelled correctly nor accurately.
Just piss off.
Posted by: BML on Sun November 5, 2006 at 0:32lol ok, tell me what you think. I reckon you'll probably be disappointed. 
But Leona is great: I'll Be There 
(Sorry about late mail reply...)
Slore - I shall neither piss off, nor refrain from making fun of your poor spelling skills:
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Nyah-nyah!!!!! 
I'm not sure anymore who I intended to direct my words at, but you may choose.
Oh, Leona is definitely worth downloading that crap show. Loved that.
Posted by: stagiaire on Sun November 5, 2006 at 0:47 I am glad you like her too.
I hope she wins!!!
(check out Ben's Smile too... not that I want him to win, but it was pretty good)
replied btw...
Posted by: Clarissa on Sun November 5, 2006 at 0:56You all suck. Especially the Citz. Who is neither big nor clever.
In fact, I fucking hate her and want to stab her in the eyes with my dirty fork. Which is neither blunt nor painless. Lemme assure you. *rubs eye*
Posted by: BML on Sun November 5, 2006 at 1:02Ugh, I don't like such people who pretend to be artists by shouting and roaring. But I love MJ's version of the song.
Neither do I ignore where you live, nor how to get there.
You should not feel safe. Nor secure.
I might just dance on your grave. And neither mind the tombstone, nor the flowers.
So there.
Posted by: Clarissa on Sun November 5, 2006 at 1:05BML, check KOP. I've done you a favor. Now go on hating me, mah!
@ stagiaire, ja I know what you mean about Ben (and he does nothing but)... but once you accept that's what he does it's... actually quite... good.
I like Robert Downey Jr's version of the song 
Ben sucks. He only looks good - not to me, though probably to many chicks out there.
Posted by: stagiaire on Sun November 5, 2006 at 1:09Robert Downey Jnr... he's neither ugly nor unattractive...
Stag, I'm on it! *waddles*
Posted by: BML on Sun November 5, 2006 at 1:09Oh Gawwd, you've sent me a horrifying child. All those people are trying to scare shit outta me tonight.
You deserve it. Telling me to rot. How fucking racist.
Actually Ben looks like DJ Bobo. He has the same soft, round, meaningless face. But yeah, no doubt lots of girls like him. And his boring, uninnovative, cliché husky voice.
But I am not prejudiced.
Apart from that I have no idea what you two are talking about. [...] Ok, clued up now and WTF!!!??? You SICK COW!!! 
How dare you desecrate the divine gift that a baby represents to any mother!!! This is neither funny nor...
*cough*
Posted by: Clarissa on Sun November 5, 2006 at 1:42Shut up. You neither know nor could conceive of that which you speak. Of.
Or something.
Bite me.
Posted by: BML on Sun November 5, 2006 at 1:44 @ of. (but yeah, there would have to be two "of"s would there not. most fascinating. but of course I still win. I always win. for I am always right. now kindly fuck off, won't you. I will be most obliged)
I have a few faves (Eton Road, Ben & Robert) but I don't really CARE enought about anyone to want them to win.
However, I'm VERY happy that Annoying Prick Ashley has left. He annoyed me cuntless! Ray can go next, followed by the MacDonald Brothers (who I don't really hate like Ashley & Ray, they're just *yawn*).
Leona has a nice voice... that all I can say. Nice.
Posted by: Mel on Sun November 5, 2006 at 2:44My LORD!!! (my Lady?) you are misled!! I do agree with your choices of who should leave next (also Nikitta. she's boring)...
Howeverrr, "nice" is just not good enough for Leona. Leona is not just "nice". Leona is divine. Leona is amazing, and beautiful. Leona will win. Please do not forget that. Ever.
You may go now.
Leona is acceptable as Mariah Carey #2.
Posted by: stagiaire on Sun November 5, 2006 at 3:20Oooooh damnnnn, I just noticed on your blog how late it is. Good... err, good night.
*knocks head on pillow immediately*
Posted by: stagiaire on Sun November 5, 2006 at 3:21
Nikitta should leave??
*plays footage of Nikitta gazing at pic of dead mother*
Now tell me again that she should leave!
Posted by: Mel on Sun November 5, 2006 at 12:34GET HER OUT!!!!!
Oh that's right, I don't watch it.
Is the one in the wheelchair still in?
Posted by: BML on Sun November 5, 2006 at 12:55Today I watched one of the shows. What a bore. Apart from Leona - all out next please.
Posted by: stagiaire on Sun November 5, 2006 at 14:50 Whoo people are still talking about it!
No, Kerry had to go last week thank God.
Oh yeeah, Nikitta's the one with the dead mother, I'd totally forgotten that.
Out.
Stagiaire, which show did you watch? What songs did they do?
Posted by: Clarissa on Sun November 5, 2006 at 16:32I watched episode 13. That was the one before the last (not results) show.
Posted by: stagiaire on Sun November 5, 2006 at 17:54That was the big band one yeah?
Didn't like that one much.
There was a Motown one too!
[quote]Nikitta's the one with the dead mother, I'd totally forgotten that.[/quote]
LMAO who cares?! Not me nor you.
Im like a slave to the X-factor! Ive watched every single episode since the first series! I want Eton Road to win. Not because theyre the best, but because Anthony is a very special boy. Tho I liked him more before they fed him... :(
Posted by: Vega Cecilia on Sun November 5, 2006 at 20:03 No, he was just waayyy too skinny. WAY.
And Eton Road suck. Boring boy band.
Slore, I'm neither interested, nor will I start playing that game again.
Posted by: Clarissa on Sun November 5, 2006 at 20:17I thought you liked skinny?
Posted by: BML on Sun November 5, 2006 at 21:09Not that skinny. Seriously, Anthony was scary. Scarier than squiZZ.
Skinny Anthony was the only reason I supported Eton Road from the beginning... 'cause I thought Citz would like it.
Posted by: Mel on Sun November 5, 2006 at 21:30Meant to say: I don't like Abba!
Posted by: Mel on Sun November 5, 2006 at 21:36Hurrah!
Posted by: BML on Sun November 5, 2006 at 21:52
lol @ Anthony.
Posted by: Clarissa on Sun November 5, 2006 at 21:56He was skinny scary CUTE, now he's just... um... not skinny, not cute.
ABBA sucks btw.
Posted by: Vega on Mon November 6, 2006 at 1:46Niveau: 7e-Kanner-SMS
Sorry, hues de näischt méi Gescheites ze dongen?
@ all the comments. I haven't seen any episodes. Maybe I should.
Abba sucks huge moose testicles, my God, they suck!
Posted by: Dee on Mon November 6, 2006 at 14:31Gonna get to 50 comments!!!!
Posted by: Mel on Tue November 7, 2006 at 8:11 Ok.
*cursing all you ABBA haters*
So shall I close them now? 