You may remember that my God Mel and her sidekick Ellie were here last weekend. Because I'm a lazy cunt it took me ages to put videos and pics online... but here they finally are! 
• Grab your balls ..., a cappella. I'll say no more. (wmv, 2.MB - lyrics here )
• Mel feeding a seagull in full flight (avi, 1.4MB)
• L.J. attempting to feed the gulls and getting viciously attacked (avi, 2.5MB)
I did not approve these photos! I look like a drunk Chinese man in that pier one!
Posted by: BML on Sun October 8, 2006 at 23:22You did not? 
I thought you'd seen them all.
You're meant to be in bed / in the shower anyway. Shut it.
My thunder thighs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: Mel on Sun October 8, 2006 at 23:24PS. I just love Ellie's facial expressions in the Grab video. She's so cute! She looks all surprised when the high notes come 
I did NOT!
I'm suing.
Posted by: BML on Sun October 8, 2006 at 23:25Bring it on!
Posted by: Clarissa on Sun October 8, 2006 at 23:31Pffft. You can't even write your own name. Retard.
I'm going to bed now, but never fear - a revenge plan will be hatched. Muahaha.
Posted by: BML on Sun October 8, 2006 at 23:31Damn. You've written your name now.
Posted by: BML on Sun October 8, 2006 at 23:31"Grab your balls" is scawwwy! 
Yeah I deleted all cookies a while back and kept forgetting to put my name.
@ scary, yeah I know, but hilarious!
Ya, okay, is hideou... err, hilarious.
I'm offended!!
"Grab Yer Balls" is my BEST work!!!!
U done nuthin' else b4? 
*sobs*
I made "Thriller".
Posted by: Mel on Sun October 8, 2006 at 23:53It can't be worse, is it? Showwwww meeee!
That sea-thing looks really scary with all the waves and stuff 
Big waves 
When did you make Thriller?
Posted by: The BML on Mon October 9, 2006 at 10:33