Well, she had me. And we had a great time.
We had arranged to meet so she could help me choose a new pair of glasses, cuz I'm sick of my old ones and the prescription is not accurate anymore, and as everyone knows I am incapable of making any decision on my own so I needed a 2nd opinion (and a third, for I also MMSed a pic to squiZZ for his approval).
So here are the glasses I spent a whopping £245 on. (that's half a plane ticket to the US - sheesh! Having no income it doesn't really matter if I waste £100 or £300... no really. It makes complete sense!)
Yeah then LJ was like "so what do we do now"... and we ended up going to her place and getting very drunk and insulting each other, and wrestling, flirting with random guys, eating, having long serious talks about each other and ourselves and MJ and other people and life and the world and stuff in general, and then collapsing in a heap on her bed and being very hungover this morning. I had an incredible time and the experience shall definitely be repeated (perhaps with less alcohol this time). She is a complete bitchface tho. But she's my bitchface suckahs! And she has the bitemark to prove it. 
Ok. And of course we made videos. Loads of videos. Completely idiotic videos. Superlong videos. And you shall be subjected to seven of them. Lucky lucky lucky lucky you. Of course you don't have to watch them, but if you don't then your toes will turn black and fall off. Trust me. (all windows media)
- "What we've been thinking about most today" where I am not allowed to talk about my boys (but in the end I sort of do anyway), and LJ talks about sex (4:13mins, 4.67MB)
- "What we're gonna be thinking about tomorrow" where I do talk about Charlie (in a most sexual way) and she talks about Jerry and we speak funny and bitch about Margot Tenenbaum and Brad Pitt and emos (5:22mins, 6.57MB)
- About our friendship the longest one, where we talk about MJ fans and argue about when and why we hated each other, and bitch about Darina (8:53mins, 8.35MB)
- The 1st time we meet Ben which is really just a video of him (12secs, 0.5MB)
- The Bitemark and why I won the wrestling match and where Ben gives us his email address (2:06mins, 3:83MB)
- "Talking about tonight" where she insults me loads as usual and we talk about Ben and we say bye (2:13mins, 2.85MB)
- Talking about Ben again and showing more fight injuries and also saying bye again (1:21mins, 2.89MB)
My damn sticky-up hair.
And Ben WAS cute until he returned to my flat tonight and stared up at me again!
Ah well, was fun night! You're a blowhole, you are.
Posted by: BML on Sun July 30, 2006 at 23:38 I just insulted you on your comments too. We rock!
You have a stalker muahahahahaha 
We do!
Argh, no! I always get bloody stalkers! 
I'm moving out.
you talk too much 
oh and I like your pendants and glasses
Posted by: Lo on Mon July 31, 2006 at 10:25
@ talking too much, but isn't that the point of the videos? 
And thanks 
>>you talk too much
You don't talk too much, but you hardly ever manage to finish a sentence.
No, that's just her. *cough*
Posted by: BML on Mon July 31, 2006 at 19:41