I have... I don't... I will... I won't.
Let's start at the beginning. It goes like this:
They didn't turn up. The fuckers who were meant to deliver my sexy new PC. I didn't really have anywhere to complain cuz PC place is closed Saturdays and I didn't have a reference or anything for delivery place. So tomorrow I will call PC place and make a big fuss, but that won't really make much of a difference. I would very much like to cancel the whole order, but is sexy PC for cheapy money and I am far too lazy to look for a similar offer. But don't tell PC place that cuz I intend to blackmail them with just that. 
So that was my Saturday. I was mighty pissed off (understandably *cough*) but then (to make up for bad delivery experience) I ordered Domino's, which was fast and super-tasty; and the people from the basement flat 2 houses up played HIStory Vol1 rather loudly, which made me cheerful, and I chatted to fun people so the day wasn't so bad in the end.
And Sunday too. I did things. Not for a while. Actually I did. I read in bed for ages. Then I did the dishes! Before noon! Then I did nothing for a while. Well I chatted. Then I dragged myself away from my Tommy (my Tommy cuz that's all I have cuz the new PC wasn't... hmph) and went shopping. And - would you believe it - I actually got myself some shoes! And they're sexy shoes too! So you will get to see them! Lucky you!
Ja and I also dyed my hair again and now I am orange and not very much liking it and tomorrow I will rectify it cuz my hair also feels very sticky and heavy and disgusting, but just for the record here's a picture, and trust me in real life it doesn't look half as red as it looks on the pic.
Ooooh red wam again 
(God I can't get over how wonderfully green your diary is these days 
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INNOCEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENT!!!!!!!! OMG your banner is making me SOOO emotional now COZ IT'S BLOODY TRUE!!!
WE LOVE YOU MICHAEL!!!!!!!!!! 
PACK WENCH!!!!!
the banner shall be edited soon 