Excuse me. I am bored and stuff. There is no Mon online. Where is she? Not with me that's for sure. 
Did I tell y'all about my aspirations to become one of Mon's dogs? It is my ultimate goal in life. I hope she'll be able to see past my... humanness and accept me as the dog that I want to be. I would be a good dog. I successfully barked when we went for a walk 2 days ago. And I frolicked around the field with Papaya.
I'd tell y'all how many Monpics I have but that might freak her out. I don't have as many Monpics as I have squiZZpics, but I have more Monpics than I have Taypics. Twice as many in fact. I have almost as many Lopics as I have Monpics. I'd show you some of my Monpics but she doesn't wanna. Maybe I'll show you some of my dogpics.
Oh, Mon and I are engaged! In Sims2. SimsMon is gonna die soon (cuz she's old and has white hair) and then SimCitz is gonna be very sad cuz Mon dying is one of her fears. She'll lose 5000 points or sth like that.
Mon and I are gonna open a doghorseplace in the South of Norway (not in Sims). But first Mon has to finish her studies. In the meantime I will save money and try to do some sort of course with a horse person. I have lots of time cuz Mon won't be done for a while. With her studies. Maybe I should also learn Norwegian. I have a Norwegian dictionary! I got it from d for Xmas. Ja so then Mon and I will start horsedogplace. It will be fun. 
I should sleep but I am not tired. I should unpack & finish painting shelf but I am lazy. Where is my Mon? (jaja Jimmy she's yours too) I shall go now for this is making little sense.
PS found her!!!!!
@ barking, you weren't very good at it, so you must practice *stubborn yahoo smiley*
the other dog reacted 
PS
You are cute!
I'm excited thinking that you both
might come here. That would be
an amazing adventure and I would
do my best to make you happy and
have a great time.
Are you sure you want to be Mon's dog?
She would lock you up if you made a mess!
You should definately learn Norwegian! Its almost like Swedish, so then you can talk Norwegian and I Swedish and we will understand each other and I wont have to struggle with English.
Posted by: Vega on Thu February 3, 2005 at 6:01*ahem*
and what of the private eye busines that me and you and my toma and my mark are venturing into?!
Posted by: squiZZle on Thu February 3, 2005 at 9:12Veeega!! I can count to 9 in Swedish! (I am with Swedish person at work you see)
And um yes I will think about that whole learning business. But is such hard work.
And why do you have to struggle with English? Your English is great! Imagine what my Nordish (or Swedegian?) would be like
Jimmy I dunno if it's a good idea to use the word "adventure" in conjunction with coming to DC... on a plane. Might put our Mon off.
Jaja @ squiZZ.
Posted by: Wam on Thu February 3, 2005 at 11:39Why is learning Norwegian "such hard work" when you keep telling me that learning German is FUN!!! and easy and blablahblah?
You know more languages than me so should actually be easier for you to learn NOrgegian than for me to learn German.
PS Did I mention I hate it?
Is SIMs available to download somewhere or do I have to actually buy it? 
@ Mon. But you've done German before. And I'm only trying to encourage you.
Mel I reckon you could find it on filesharers but it's HUGE (4CDs!!) so would take you ages even on broadband.
Posted by: Wam on Thu February 3, 2005 at 16:48"And I'm only trying to encourage you." 
So really you know it's difficult and unfun and you would hate it too if you didn't already know it?
tbh I have no idea as I always did know it (sort of) but I still think it can't be that hard for a Norwegian as is kinda similar (well definitely more similar than, say, German and French)