I'm updating from Mikey. Means I've put him back together and he's working. (Mikey's the desktop ok!?) He's still having more or less the same problems as before, but that was to be expected. The point is, I've taken a PC apart and put it back together and got everything working! 
That was my task for today. Tomorrow I will dye my hair. Until then I will laze about and do nothing at all. Oh alright, I might just be daring and dye my hair today and do the dishes tomorrow! 
But probably not. 