Clarissa Blag
if you A me, do I not B?
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This will be pretty short. Feel free to ignore (of course). More »
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I’m off to Paris as I write this (god I hate airports, esp. Heathrow). Meant to do a proper update last night but was late as usual. CUNT!! (aka see you next Tuesday)
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And of course there has to be a video entry. It’s quick’n'dirty cuz I need to be off to bed soon. Now while Windows Movie Maker saves (and then while Youtube uploads) I can jabber on for a bit. Not really updated about the weekend yet etc. More »
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See back then I was scared it wouldn’t work…. but guess what!?
It turned out friggin’ awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! More » -
There’s hundreds of proofs of God’s existence but here is the ultimate one: DILL!!! And it goes thus:
Dill is an incredibly yummy herb. It tastes specifically amazing on lightly toasted white bread with smoked salmon. Now this cannot possibly be a coincidence - someone must have engineered that herb to taste this amazing under these circumstances.
>>>>> Therefore, God exists. I think I need to say no more (tho I will gladly expose in a separate entry how smoked salmon too proves that God exists because it cannot possibly be a coincidence that hanging something over smoldering plant materials for several days will make it taste this amazing…).
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Yeah I’ve not told you about my Ikea adventures yet have I. Would make a nice title for a book. IKEA ADVENTURES: The Curse of Self-Assembly. Or something like that anyway. Meh, just thinking about writing an entry makes me tired. And I still need to go shopping, and I was meant to go to the new flat again too but I don’t think I’ll bother. Work at 7am again tomorrow… More »