Clarissa Blag

There’s hundreds of proofs of God’s existence but here is the ultimate one: DILL!!! And it goes thus:

Dill is an incredibly yummy herb. It tastes specifically amazing on lightly toasted white bread with smoked salmon. Now this cannot possibly be a coincidence - someone must have engineered that herb to taste this amazing under these circumstances.

I think I need to say no more (tho I will gladly expose in a separate entry how smoked salmon too proves that God exists because it cannot possibly be a coincidence that hanging something over smoldering plant materials for several days will make it taste this amazing…).

Monica
Katja
Vega
Alisdair
Janet
Probably some other people too.

I am on a high right now after being on a complete low cuz MY WASHING MACHINE SUCKS AND MOST OF THE REST OF THE NEW FLAT TOO and some day soon I’m going to kill someone but not quite yet cuz Janet managed to cheer me up. (not her new album tho I’m afraid. old skool Janet all the way!)

So after posting this comment I got kinda carried away and ended up really writing a “Plaster Disaster” song. More »

Hi! We need a working email address pretty please?
The one I have seems to be dead.
Btw I knew some people who did the “graveyard shift” at our supermarket, it’s quite tough. It’s just so incredibly dead and boring.
And you should enable comments again!!!!
The end.

So far only known to me as “where the Jacksons are from.” Weird to see Gary Indiana, Ghost Town. Creepy. The comments are interesting too. [via]

Personal entry to come soon(er or later).

Stuck for an Easter present idea for me? How about K.I.T.T.? Only $149,995!!

Ja and then I’ve gone and humiliated myself and shot two videos for the Placebo Running Up That Hill thing… *snigger* I had fun doing it and I am not too embarrassed by them so you’re allowed to watch.

[edit] Reinstalling Windows… wish me luck!

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