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Proof that God exists!!!
There’s hundreds of proofs of God’s existence but here is the ultimate one: DILL!!! And it goes thus:
Dill is an incredibly yummy herb. It tastes specifically amazing on lightly toasted white bread with smoked salmon. Now this cannot possibly be a coincidence - someone must have engineered that herb to taste this amazing under these circumstances.
>>>>> Therefore, God exists. I think I need to say no more (tho I will gladly expose in a separate entry how smoked salmon too proves that God exists because it cannot possibly be a coincidence that hanging something over smoldering plant materials for several days will make it taste this amazing…).
6 Responses to “Proof that God exists!!!”
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wtf? nothing special about dill. therefore, God does not exist.
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Dill is God. Now I want to celebrate Holy Communion.
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Calling Dill (His Creation!!) “nothing special” is an Abomination in the eyes of the Lord!! 
@ Katja. That’s the spirit. -
FREAKS! You will regret this when you watch yourself on the Jeremy Kyle show.
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I’m with Vega on this one.
Dill is totally boring.
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You suck!